no offense but why is being alive so consistently bad
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listen up: “hark the herald angel sing/ glory to the newborn king” and “i know when that hotling bling/ that can only mean one thing” have the same number of syllables
merry christmas
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
its that time of year
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do u ever just take off your glasses bc youre tired of seeing things
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